Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...