An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...