The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!