How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!