Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!