8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...