The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...