Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...