Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...