Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...