Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Politically Correct LEXICON
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Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....