Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...