The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...