White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...