Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...