A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...