Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...