Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...