To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...