True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...