DOUBLE VODKA
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Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Someone died playing golf
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Six stages of married life
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Great Thinkers of Our Time?
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The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...