Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.