Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
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Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...