If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
A croak and dagger agent!
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Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
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The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Where are you callin’ from
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He is a very fast drinker
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One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...