Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...