Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...