Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!