The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...