Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...