Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...