Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...