The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...