First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
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Yo mama\\\’s so fat
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I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
The government cuts costs
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BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
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