Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...