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A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.