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Be A Smoker!
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
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Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
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What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Leaving money for the dead
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