Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
The customs of an Irishman
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A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.