Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...