Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...