There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Never talk to the parrot
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Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
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What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
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Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Stupid Insults 1/31
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