Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...