Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...