Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...