Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...