The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...