Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
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This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
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Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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