The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Different Treatments
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...