Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...