Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...