From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...